(Cut to exterior of Police Station. They walk down stairs and then along pavement. Teabag - Minister of Silly Walks - walks. Cut to a Newspaper seller) Newspaper Seller: Read all about it Pirahna brothers escape (Cut to suburban street, with people clearing the streets very fast.

Monty Python Scripts The Piranha Brothers The cast: VOICE OVER Eric Idle PRESENTER John Cleese MRS. SIMMEL Michael Palin INTERVIEWER Eric Idle HARRY 'SNAPPER' ORGANS Terry Jones VINCE SNETTERTON-LEWIS Graham Chapman STIG O'TRACEY Eric Idle MRS.

O'TRACEY Graham Chapman GLORIA John Cleese CRIMINOLOGIST Graham Chapman LUIGI VERCOTTI Michael Palin SECOND INTERVIEWER Terry Jones POLICEMAN Graham Chapman The sketch:Voice Over: And now a choice of viewing on BBC Television.Just started on BBC2, the semi final of Episode 3 of 'Kierkegaard'sJournals', staring Richard Chamberlain, Peggy Mount and BillyBremer, and on BBC1, 'Ethel the Frog'Introduction sort of music with Caption 'ETHEL THE FROG' Cutto Presenter sitting behind desk)Presenter: Good evening. On 'Ethel the Frog' tonight welook at violence The violence of British Gangland. Last Tuesday areign of terror was ended when the notorious Piranha brothers, Dougand Dinsdale, after one of the most extraordinary trials in Britishlegal history, were sentenced to 400 years imprisonment for crimesof violence. We examined the rise to power of the Piranhas, themethods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequenttracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry'Snapper' Organs of Q Division. Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born,on probation, in a small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, theeldest sons in a family of sixteen.

Their father Arthur Piranha, ascrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police,and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, anup-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 andDinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that. Someone whoremembers them well was their next door neighbor, Mrs. April Simmel.Mrs. Simmel: Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East EndStreet, people were in and out of each other's houses with eachother's property all day. They were a cheery lot.Interviewer: Was it a terribly violent areaMrs.

Simmel: Oh no.yes. Cheerful and violent.

Iremember Doug was keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk hetook up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested inthat. His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea.Putting his little boot in he'd be, bless him. All the kids werelike that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all thisCartesian dualism.Presenter: At the age of fifteen Doug and Dinsdale startedattending the Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Clerkenwell. Whenthe Piranhas left school they were called up but were found by anArmy Board to be too unstable even for National Service.

Denied theopportunity to use their talents in the service of their country,they began to operate what they called 'The Operation'. They wouldselect a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid theso-called protection money.

Nintendo has published the latest parts of its interview with Zelda: Breath of the Wild director Hideomaro Fujibayashi and series producer Eiji Aonuma. The champions ballad ign.

Four months later they started anotheroperation which the called 'The Other Operation'. In this racketthey selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if hedidn't pay them. One month later they hit upon 'The Other OtherOperation'. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn't paythem, they would beat him up.

This for the Piranha brothers was theturning point.(Cut to Superintendent Organs - Subtitle: Harry 'Snapper'Organs)Organs: Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, whichthe called 'The Gang' and used terror to take over night clubs,billiard halls, gaming casinos and race tracks. When they tried totake over the MCC they were for the only time in their lives, slitup a treat.

.Written by:.:MONTY PYTHON’S EDUKATIONAL SHOW is the only authorized collection of Monty Python sketches and songs available for performance. This brand new show is the genius of Monty Python in a hilarious 80 minute musical revue, written for performance by young actors in North America, grades 8 through college. Elementary, middle, high schools and universities can license this show. “Cheese Shop,” “Argument Clinic,” “Gumby Flower Arranging”, “Lumberjack Song,” “Dead Parrot,” “Galaxy Song,” and many more Python gems are included, with a decidedly irreverent ‘edukational’ theme.The music and light choreography are a breeze and your authorized performance materials include, scripts, scores, sound effects andthe real Terry Gilliam animations, easily projected or sent to monitors in full color HD!

These animations are available only for use in licensed productions of the show and no other use of any kind is permitted.“MONTY PYTHON’S EDUKATIONAL SHOW is available to license in North America for Schools, College/University programs and Youth Theatres with students 18 years and younger. Photos from the pilot production at the Blue Room Theatre in Chico, CA Additional Resource Available for MONTY PYTHON’S EDUKATIONAL SHOW. SCENE 1: HOMICIDAL BARBER/”LUMBERJACK SONG”SCENE 2: THE MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKSSCENE 3: DEAD PARROTSCENE 4: “BRUCE’S PHILOSOPHERS SONG”SCENE 5: YPRES 1914 / HOSPITAL FOR OVER-ACTORSSCENE 6: GUMBY FLOWER ARRANGINGSCENE 7: CHEESE SHOPSCENE 8: CONQUISTADOR COFFEE CAMPAIGNSCENE 9: JOB HUNTERSCENE 10: ELECTION NIGHT SPECIALSCENE 11: FOUR YORKSHIREMENSCENE 12: “GALAXY SONG”SCENE 13: ARGUMENT CLINICSCENE 14: “SPAM SONG”SCENE 15: THE RESTAURANT SKETCHSCENE 16: GUMBY THEATRESCENE 17: “MONEY SONG”SCENE 18: THE SPANISH INQUISITIONSCENE 19: CRUNCHY FROGSCENE 20: “FINALE”.